SpankRobsMonkey


All things Rob

Ask me anything

Submit
pattinson360:

nicole2dogs:

I dont “ship”. But I have seen so much hate towards her (and him) that I feel the need for another edit. All Rob fans I know are very happy for Rob. She looks like a lovely and very talented person (like him). I look forward to know her better. 

THIS x 1,000

pattinson360:

nicole2dogs:

I dont “ship”. But I have seen so much hate towards her (and him) that I feel the need for another edit. All Rob fans I know are very happy for Rob. She looks like a lovely and very talented person (like him). I look forward to know her better. 

THIS x 1,000

Source: nicole2dogs

gypsyjae:

ROBSTEN’S NEW ANTHEM: A TRIBUTE TO THE LIKES OF HKN AND SRWNS AND ALL THAT FOLLOW THEM.

Source: 🏥

hkn haven: Snap Out Of It! →

bookworm217:

I think her brain cells are lost in space and will never, ever come back…

In what kind of delusion do you need to be to believe in this magnificent bs you are spewing day in and day out?

The Cuz, Sweet Pea, the Marriage and Robsten is unbroken only exist in your damaged brain…

Please for the sake of all the people who believe in you and your bs - disappear from the internet and don´t come back…

blondemel47:

katy677:

I see this photograph being posted in many forms cropped and enhanced.
But not everyone here is giving credit to the photographer.

Rob’s good friend and a woman I think we can say has photographed Rob more and better then any other photographer.

Caitlin Cronenberg who also took the above posted photo taken at TIFF for ‘Maps To The Stars.’

We know she comes from Good Stock.

And the friendship these 2 have is pretty obvious.

Be it her twitter, old blogs, or instagram. Rob is always there in one take or another.




Remember she was responsible for putting Rob in leather pants.


So thank you again Caitlin. Looking forward to more.



Yes, thank you Caitlin. Definetly looking forward to more!!

blondemel47:

katy677:

I see this photograph being posted in many forms cropped and enhanced.

But not everyone here is giving credit to the photographer.

image

Rob’s good friend and a woman I think we can say has photographed Rob more and better then any other photographer.

image

Caitlin Cronenberg who also took the above posted photo taken at TIFF for ‘Maps To The Stars.’

image

We know she comes from Good Stock.

image

And the friendship these 2 have is pretty obvious.

image

Be it her twitter, old blogs, or instagram. Rob is always there in one take or another.

image

image

image

image

Remember she was responsible for putting Rob in leather pants.

image

image

So thank you again Caitlin. Looking forward to more.

image

Yes, thank you Caitlin. Definetly looking forward to more!!

Source: katy677

imanonsten:

Thanks go to pattinsonaddicted and her source. ;
Alicia and Kristen FOREVER

imanonsten:

Thanks go to pattinsonaddicted and her source. ;

Alicia and Kristen FOREVER

image

Source: imanonsten


New fan pic from NY, September 2nd [x]

New fan pic from NY, September 2nd [x]

Source: clivehandrob

Crazy f*cking people →

arobsessedgirl:

Oh wow, That Windswept, HKN and the rest of the vile little cretins are nasty pieces of work. How can they sit behind their screens and Bad mouth a girl on her wedding day? They get more and more despicable as the days go on. Nicole was so obviously being sarcastic when she said it was a shame…

katy677:

Complete video from BFI

The Rover (2013) writer-director David Michôd discusses making the film with stars Guy Pearce and Robert Pattinson. Michôd explains how he developed the script, while Pearce talks about the intensive rehearsals the three conducted before production, and his experiences working with directors including Curtis Hanson and John Hillcoat. The film has its UK release on 15 August 2015.

Source: katy677

CAN ANYONE ELSE NOT GET OVER ROB PATT`S PERFORMANCE IN THE ROVER OR IS IT JUST ME BECAUSE OMG I CANNOT GET OVER IT HE IS AMAZING

edbellfan:

Robert Pattinson as Rey (The Rover)

edbellfan:

Robert Pattinson as Rey (The Rover)

Source: edbellfan

Anonymous said: Hi: You've read the interview of Kristen for ELLE France? She re-appointed to Bear and Bernie, as if they were her dogs. You can understand that it after all this time, she continues clinging to Robsten?

imanonsten:

myheartsnsocal:

I just read some of it, actually. Its from Vanity Fair, but I getcha. I didn’t read the whole thing, but I think I read enough to know nothing from her has changed. She still acts pretentious and the interview is either biased (because the voice of it reads subjectively) or the translation is worded that way. Could be both. I did find some parts worth noting. I’ll share.

KRISTEN STEWART, The rebel. And while this interview isn’t like the usual Vanity Fair France interview, rules are meant to be broken. Kristen Stewart is a real rebel. To describe this rebellion, she uses an image that I find funny: “I put my boxing gloves on with ‘no’ written on them.”

How is she a rebel? At all? She’s not. She’s actually rather cliche. No rules are broken here. An interview is an interview; they’re all the same. Unless she admitted and voiced all her wrongs, set everything candid and straightforward, its nothing but the same bullshit as usual.

Even if “On The Road”, the adaptation of Kerouac’s novel, that she loved a lot, came out in the US around the same time, she has more or less disappeared from radars since… As many Americans before her - From Gertrude Steing to James Baldwin, stopping by Nina Simone, who chose France to find the road to freedom -, Stewart found her own on the other side of the Atlantic.

Because the US is the hardest industry to break into. Its really the market big money is made. Audiences are the toughest, the meanest, perhaps more truthful. She can’t act. Don’t blame that on US audiences. You know who else has to try being a name overseas? Lindsay Lohan. I definitely would NOT put her amongst those name of Steing, Baldwin or Simone.

KS: It’s kind of crazy. Sometimes you have to look for the character. This one was on my knees, I had a lot of fun playing it.

Come on, do I have to state the obvious? Being on her knees isn’t something new.

[We suddenly hear dogs barking] What’s happening, guys?

VF: Names?

KS: Bear, Bernie and Cole. My true security, it’s them (Kind of weird to translate this)

I can hear another far fetched, fictional narrative of the Robsten fandom being conceptualized as we speak. Prepare security for the crazies! Nice job, K. Keep holding on. Isn’t that a song? I believe it is.

If I have to work with someone, someone who doesn’t thrill me, or with someone I have to fake things, it’s sad and I act badly.

As I said, she’s a true pretentious narcissist. No one, it seems, can ‘thrill’ her because as she clearly admits… she acts badly. No truer words, has she ever spoken.

VF: What do you do when it’s bad? What happens to you?

KS: It’s really uncomfortable. It takes a few days, or a few scenes. At first, you tell yourself that it’s just because there’s a problem or rhythm. But once you’ve exhausted yourself trying to find out why, you put yourself in default mode and you act like shit. It’s not funny. And it’s not good. When I looked back at those scenes, I’m just like “ew”. I don’t like to see this.

Welcome to all of our lives, K. Again, she admits it. Its not other people in the scene, its not the direction, its not the script, its that she’s a shit actress. And its ALL bad! She has nothing to really compare anything to, realistically. Its never good. One day, she’ll realize it. Its not a problem with a film or its theme or lack of audience, its that her work blows and audiences hate shitty actresses.

KS: I never tried to influence the opinion of people on myself, which is what a lot of other people do. Some artists, some actors, they do everything to fit into the image of a certain type of actor or artist, and I’m really not like that.

LMAO! Even in text, she’s a shit actor. A hypocrite, as we know…

I could go on, I’m sure, finding new gems, but I won’t. Bravo interview, K! *snickers* Thank you for constantly solidifying my opinions about you.

image

Source: myheartsnsocal

feistyangel34:

Rey

Source: feistyangel34

peace-love-and-sexymen:

pattinson360:

2009 to 2014, Rob and Tom in New York. Rob, talking about Tom:

"We went to school together, and then we lived together for a bit, so we’ve been friends and more for what feels like our whole lives. I mean, we are friends. He’s my best friend, and that’s it. He’s like a brother to me, you know? We have the same group of friends, and I’m friends with all of them, not just him."

Bromance.

Source: pattinson360

dazzledbyrob:

NEW PICS: Robert Pattinson, Tom Sturridge and Sam Bradley in New York (August 25th)

Source: dazzledbyrob

fuckyeahtaylorkitsch:

YAY!

fuckyeahtaylorkitsch:

YAY!